whipmyfrobackandforth:

wooperpooper:

checaria:

lukehasmeowmix:

hotaru1013:

puttanesca:

kome:

sir-pimpmaster-arthur:

glasses-are-sexy:

touchmyinnerhero:

tacoempress:

“Snort and Squirm were the only two dwarves expelled from Snow White’s band.” <— This is my sex life? eue’ 

“Mother loves God.” o3o 

“For StarClan’s Sake!”

Oh wat

“Maybe it was sheer bad luck on my side, but it didn’t feel right.”

…welp.

“Pausing only to employ a few of Uncle Vernon’s choicest swear words, he staggered back into the kitchen, clutching his head and staring out of the window into the back garden.”

wat iz dis meen

“Would all were well—but that will never be.”

…oh. that doesn’t sound good.

“But while some cats demand cuddles and attention, others want no more then to sit in the same room with people.”

Which part of this sentence do I fit in?

In waxes, long-chain fatty acids bond with long-chain alcohols.

……………………………….wh

“Her absence felt like torture - almost a form of personal punishment.”

Sounds like I’ll be missing someone (but not a lady I’m assuming)/be lonely. I AM NOT SURPRISED. 

“Now I see what he meant - the man who was shot - pointing to the birds.”

oh okay

“Unlike the life-size Neolithic plastered and painted skulls from Jericho, the Uruk head is entirely man made.”

thanks to my art history through the ages book