i know what you like

fractals. just fractals. 

sweaterfan:

open ur eyes sheeple

sweaterfan:

open ur eyes sheeple

venatorphile-art:

Bonnie listens to one of Cr1tikal’s stories. (x)

I’M  A FOOL AND I SLEPT IN

serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

wheatley-blogs:

being in school like

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I’m grateful for the assist-
Amazing friend team-up.

citadelbloodbeard:

mothbug:

So a new species of snake (Pseudocerastes urarachnoides) was recently discovered in southern Iran.

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Its common name is the spider-tailed horned viper because its tail is literally a fucking spider. This salty motherfucker has a spider (well, a VERY convincing spider-shaped lure) for a tail. I’d try to get on its level but I don’t know if that’s even possible. 

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Spider snake. Snake spider. Nature isn’t even in the neighborhood of fucking around. 

"C’mere bird. Come on down and get this fucking spider. Come on down and fly down and get this fucking spider you god damn flying douche rocket bird."

stupih:

can’t believe all pregnant people went into labor today

ipoophere:

portraits are boring but they’re rly relaxing to draw for some reason

jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for